The Funny Thread

[DaveA]

We got over a foot of snow today with some more on the way. DW was talking with me about how before I closed I’d be dealing with early/ late parents, anger if I closed, school agers all day, etc. She was so glad we don’t have to deal with that I don’t have the heart to tell her a former dcp tried to see this morning if I was available to watch their kids because their daycare was closed. Needless to say I told them no chance in ****.

[e.j.]

I have a kid who could actually use this! His hair is always either standing up or looking greasy after a meal because he rubs his food in it all the time. I have to use a wet washcloth to get the food out of his hair after every meal.

[Annalee]

Funny!

[Blackcat31]

😂😂😂😂

[GirlMomma]

DCB1 was walking around pulling out tissues and wiping his nose. My 2’s hardly do this! 😂

[Sahm121]

Dcb2 - P (18 mos. old), no no on table (you can’t sit on the table)

p: hi! (

dcb2- no . Off off table,

p: DOG!

dcb2 to dcb almost 2- no on table p. Off!!!

dcb almost 2 - nods head and says ‘Johnny johnny yes papa. Eating sugar no papa’ and walks away!!!!

[Sahm121]

Same dcm:

dcm- so if snowflake gets excluded from school due a covid exposure, he can come to daycare right?

me- are you asking If he’s required to QUARANTINE due to covid, can he still
come and break quarantine?

dcm - ohhhhh. I guess not


waiting for another text to ask if she has to pay (I charge 100% unless I’m the one that gets sick and then I do discount).

🤦🏻♀️

[Sahm121]

Dcm - if Dcb gets into half day pre-k, can he go to daycare before/after and I pay 1/4 rate.
(pre-K is 2 1/2 hours). And you have to take him and pick him up from the bus stop

me- 😃. Nope full day cost.

dcm - no discount at all???

me- actually, I was debating charging a fee since my assistant has to come in earlier so I can take him to the bus stop

dcm - 😳
me- 😃
dcm- 😳
me- 😃

dcm - I guess that makes sense

[GirlMomma]

DCP: DCP left payment at home. Can we pay tomorrow?

Me: Absolutely! Just make sure you include the late fee.

DCP: We will be back with payment later.

I guess the late fee shouldn’t be charged if I give them permission to be late on payment? 🤔😂

[Cat Herder]

Finally! Something I am too tall for.

[Annalee]

Our job sites always say FT or PT. So I guess it's Four feet employees or Physical Therapists. LOL

[Alwaysgreener]

I considered making a side comment to one of the parents that she was bragging about her new doll.

[Alwaysgreener]

Local company is advertising on FB that they are hiring. When the post gets emailed out, fb abbreviated full time to ft. So instead of saying 4 full time, it says 4 ft. Lol

[e.j.]

When my dd was little, she actually admitted to crying to get her way. Dumb move on her part. It never worked for her after that! lol

[Alwaysgreener]

DCG: I got a sob doll out at home.
home. When we were at the store I sobbed and my mommy bought the doll for me and I got to keep it. Do you sob to get what you want? I do it works all the time.