The Funny Thread

[e.j.]

Throw some Strep in there, too, and maybe I'll consider it? You really have to wonder what people are thinking sometimes! lol

[Rockgirl]

Aww, come on! Why not?? 😆

[Blackcat31]

Text message early this morning from a sister of a current DCM;

"Hi! I know its short notice but is there any way you can take K today? Their preschool closed due to a COVID outbreak, HFM and I think Influenza."

Um, yeah. NO.

[e.j.]

Ooh! That's embarrassing! lol

[Annalee]

No; someone was with her that could pick up and he came across the yard to get dcb. The daycare boy took off like a bullet toward their vehicle and I had to grab him and put his hand in the hand of the pick-upper.... I don't know how these kids survive sometimes.

[Alwaysgreener]

Was the parent late?:

[Annalee]

Had a parent get stopped yesterday by a trooper in front of daycare before pickup for speeding.

[Annalee]

I feel like I'm becoming Ms. Trenchbull.....I tell my mentor that she taught me how to be mean "she's in my head". LOL

[Cat Herder]

I hear you. They always have some lame excuse for dumping them late when they are off work. I don't give an inch on these, either. "I wanted to sleep in on my day off" has consequences. Poor kid is already excited thinking they have a day with mommy/daddy by then.

[Annalee]

TEXT of the day:

dcm: lost my keys, can't be there by 8, will be a few minutes late

me: Happy Thanksgiving, see ya Monday

[GirlMomma]

I’ve been doing outside drop off for a couple of months. I have one DCM that will carry DCK2.5 and try to awkwardly hand the child to me while I’m trying to hold the door open, so he can walk right in.

For the first time ever, she actually sat the child down herself and let him walk in. I think I’m making progress with DCM

[ItsAllSonShineAndRainbows]

This made me LOL!

[Alwaysgreener]

Baby hasn't been here since the third. I have two pacifiers for her one for play with strap and one for nap without. I couldn't find her play one in her drawer in this morning. So I gave her her nap one. Then my DS3 is sitting by her and she has her play pacifier all of a sudden.
He hands me her nap pacifier and tells me she doesn't need. I have no idea where he found her play pacifier and he's not giving up the information.
Lol

[Annalee]

Just had a kid tell me he was going to be a corncob for Halloween

[e.j.]

Nice!! lol