The Funny Thread

[GirlMomma]

I noticed during circle time this morning DCK was playing with something in their pocket. I ask DCK to show me what they have… it’s beer bottle caps

Happy Thursday!

[DaveA]

Have a table set up at a local show this weekend. One of the people coming through was the dad of the first infant I ever helped my mom with in her daycare. He let me know she’s 37. Dang I’m old.

[Blackcat31]

That is hilarious! "He's his daughter!" lol!!

[GirlMomma]

Oh my gosh! 😂

[Rockgirl]

That is great!! 😂😂

[e.j.]

I listened in on a conversation 2 of my four year olds were having this morning:
C: I got hurt on the swing and my sister was laughing at me. I got a boo-boo but it was healed by God.
R: Who is God?
C: God is a president of Jesus. He's his daughter.
R: One time, I had a boo-boo on my butt and He healed it.

Gotta love kids!

[e.j.]

Of all the nerve! lol

[Alwaysgreener]

I had a parent mention yesterday they couldn’t pay tuition because the banks were closed and they are cash payers. The program I used automatically sent an email for the late fee when it wasn’t paid on time. I don’t think they were happy with me.

Your comment reminded me of... While I was preparing to open, I took a nanny job. Mom paid me every two weeks on Monday, Every once and a while she would work late and not cash her check but pay me the next day without hesitation. It was a weird set up and she would ask me for an invoice every week on the hours I worked and the number of kids I watched. (I took care of the disabled toddler but if dad was late then I would care for the SA kids until dad got home)

Anyways the last week I worked, she put off paying me for the previous two weeks all week long, claiming that she could not get to the bank. I sent her a new invoice with late fees plus the week that I had just worked and said I would not come back until they paid me. Well, she suddenly paid me but then they fired me via email later that night for insisting on getting paid.

[GirlMomma]

Rockgirl oh I know they expected me to waive it since they talked to me about it Monday… but like you, it was poor planning on their part so I didn’t waive it. I’ve learned, this sets the tone for the relationship.

[Rockgirl]

They didn’t plan ahead. That’s on them! And yes, an atm would’ve solved their problem.

[GirlMomma]

e.j. credit unions are closed on weekends so I know they’re not lying lol but I don’t feel bad.

[e.j.]

No ATM? Couldn't think ahead and go to the bank Saturday to get their cash? I bet you're not too happy with them, either! lol

[GirlMomma]

I had a parent mention yesterday they couldn’t pay tuition because the banks were closed and they are cash payers. The program I used automatically sent an email for the late fee when it wasn’t paid on time. I don’t think they were happy with me.

[e.j.]

My dc kids are toast lovers, too! lol They'll eat through a whole loaf if I let them but will hardly touch waffles, pancakes, French toast...all the things I would think kids would prefer.

[Alwaysgreener]

Me: DS, What should we have for lunch?
DCG: Toast
(which we had at breakfast)

Later I head to the kitchen to start making lunch

DCG: TOOOOOAAAAASSSSST!!!!!!

(as she runs to her chair at the table)