The Funny Thread

[Alwaysgreener]

I told Dcg to go play and leave ds alone, he needed to change. She refused and sat outside of his door.

I told her again, go play or go to time out. She got up and went to time out. After a few seconds she says "I am ready to go play now" So I told her she could get up.

[Annalee]

Hazelnut mocha in my coffee this morning.....I save the creamers with mocha for those 'I-just-need-a-boost-moments'. Made it to the gym but oh my.....it is Friday, though, so .......

[Alwaysgreener]

So a while back I posted about my grandma's table and my sister demanded it be returned to her.

Anyways before We took it to her, we stacked the top on the legs in my kitchen, (I did not have the hardware) and I took pictures of it. I had one of the photos printed at a pharmacy and went to pick it up. When I went to pick it up there was a post it on the envelope that says to contact Z when the customer arrives.

They call him and he comes up to the desk and asked if he could buy the table set. (my chairs and bench are placed around the table.

That was so unexpected, he however had no idea how old the table was. (1800's)

[Annalee]

Well, my talking-commentating-arguing dcb5 has really pushed my buttons for a couple weeks now; that 18 lb loss I've had may diminish as I have binge eat on chips most days at nap. Oooohwheeee bring on 4:30 then I'm done til Tuesday!

[Rockgirl]

These are all 2-year-olds:

Child A is playing with a fire truck. Child B is playing nearby with another toy. Child C arrives and wants the fire truck. Child A yells, “No! MINE!!” I explain to C that now A has the truck, and when they are done, C can have a turn. C melts down over this.

A few minutes later, A abandons the truck. B goes and gets it and brings it to C, nicely saying, “Fire truck! Your turn!” C looks at B for a few seconds, then yells, “NO!!!”

Toddlers!