The Funny Thread

[Annalee]

What????? Give me a break!!!!!!!

[Cat Herder]

I just received an email from my CCR&R asking for donations to fund free daycare for parents. Like they are not already being handed cash for breeding right now.

[GirlMomma]

That’s exactly what I told him lol

[Alwaysgreener]

Dcg: Can I have water?
me: drink your milk
Dcg: I can't it's too dry
Me: huh?

[Alwaysgreener]

When I get told something like that, I just say, okay stay there.

[GirlMomma]

Every time I put DCB in timeout and tell him when he can get out of timeout he says “I don’t want to get out of timeout!” 😂

why!? 😂😂😂😂😂

[Cat Herder]

PSA from one of the local grey hairs: "Storm season is here, folks. If a news van pulls into your driveway, please remember teeth and bra's, people. Teeth and Bra's."

[Alwaysgreener]

Me hand out of pants
Dcb I had to adjust my penis
Dcb why do I have to adjust it?
Me You should ask your dad that question

[Alwaysgreener]

Dcb I am not going to jail.

Hmm why would he say that??

[Alwaysgreener]

DS3 has been in a mood and has been telling the dck to go home. DCG4 says, ds just told me to go home.

At the end of the day tonight, the last pick-up and DS had changed his tune. He would not let dcm in, I had to hold him back so she could open the door. Then he keeps saying "I want to keep DCG2" After a few seconds, I got him to give her a hug and say goodbye. But he keep asking dcg to stay. She of course was ready to go home with DCM. But dcm loved that he did not want her to go.

[Cat Herder]

The biscuit maker at our favorite breakfast hole in the wall retired today. The whole town is in mourning, she may have to move to get some peace. Enjoy your summer, Mrs. Ruth.

[Rockgirl]

Girl 1: Let’s play Parent Trap! I’m Hallie!

Girl 2: I’m the other girl.

Girl 1: Annie.

Girl 2: Ok, I’m Annie!

Boy 1: I’m the triceratops!

Boy 2: I’m gonna be the butler!! What IS a butler?

Me: Some very rich people have a butler. That person answers the door, answers phone calls, things like that, so the people who live there don’t have to.

Boy 3: AND he robs banks!!

Me: ?...........Oh, that’s a BURGLAR!

[Alwaysgreener]

So DCM messaged, keeping dcb and dcg home because they are sick. DD8 asked if they were coming today. She then says that she is glad, not that they are sick but that they are not coming because they are annoying. lol

[Cat Herder]

A huge pileated woodpecker flew just feet over my head on the playground. I quickly snapped a couple shots and tried to look at them hoping they turned out. Nope. I hit something and got pics of my forehead instead. Ugh, I miss digital cameras.

[Alwaysgreener]

My own son who's turning three in a few days, goes around telling the almost 2-year-old, I love you. He gives her a hug and kiss every time she cries even when he's the one that you make her cry. The other day he struggled and struggled to take a pan away from her, she cried he hugged kissed her and give it back and then told her I love you.