The Funny Thread

[Annalee]

Yes; there is a daycare website for our state by clicking on the county!

[GirlMomma]

Is your address for the DC listed anywhere? That would weird me ours but at least she is jon searching!

[Annalee]

Not sure if this is funny but not really a vent either so here goes.....true story....as I am going out the door today, a lady is coming down my steps to my daycare door and asks for a job.....which I tell her it's family child care and we don't hire from the outside but she could try the centers.....bless her heart she's a CNA in home health but there is just not enough patients she said. The 'just-stopping-by' was my 'funny' I guess.....but at least she was trying to find a job??? But then I begin to question myself as I didn't recognize her name, face or anything about her??

[Annalee]

What????? Give me a break!!!!!!!

[Cat Herder]

I just received an email from my CCR&R asking for donations to fund free daycare for parents. Like they are not already being handed cash for breeding right now.

[GirlMomma]

That’s exactly what I told him lol

[Alwaysgreener]

Dcg: Can I have water?
me: drink your milk
Dcg: I can't it's too dry
Me: huh?

[Alwaysgreener]

When I get told something like that, I just say, okay stay there.

[GirlMomma]

Every time I put DCB in timeout and tell him when he can get out of timeout he says “I don’t want to get out of timeout!” 😂

why!? 😂😂😂😂😂

[Cat Herder]

PSA from one of the local grey hairs: "Storm season is here, folks. If a news van pulls into your driveway, please remember teeth and bra's, people. Teeth and Bra's."

[Alwaysgreener]

Me hand out of pants
Dcb I had to adjust my penis
Dcb why do I have to adjust it?
Me You should ask your dad that question

[Alwaysgreener]

Dcb I am not going to jail.

Hmm why would he say that??

[Alwaysgreener]

DS3 has been in a mood and has been telling the dck to go home. DCG4 says, ds just told me to go home.

At the end of the day tonight, the last pick-up and DS had changed his tune. He would not let dcm in, I had to hold him back so she could open the door. Then he keeps saying "I want to keep DCG2" After a few seconds, I got him to give her a hug and say goodbye. But he keep asking dcg to stay. She of course was ready to go home with DCM. But dcm loved that he did not want her to go.

[Cat Herder]

The biscuit maker at our favorite breakfast hole in the wall retired today. The whole town is in mourning, she may have to move to get some peace. Enjoy your summer, Mrs. Ruth.

[Rockgirl]

Girl 1: Let’s play Parent Trap! I’m Hallie!

Girl 2: I’m the other girl.

Girl 1: Annie.

Girl 2: Ok, I’m Annie!

Boy 1: I’m the triceratops!

Boy 2: I’m gonna be the butler!! What IS a butler?

Me: Some very rich people have a butler. That person answers the door, answers phone calls, things like that, so the people who live there don’t have to.

Boy 3: AND he robs banks!!

Me: ?...........Oh, that’s a BURGLAR!