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  • #16
    Every time I put DCB in timeout and tell him when he can get out of timeout he says “I don’t want to get out of timeout!” 😂

    why!? 😂😂😂😂😂

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    • Alwaysgreener
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      When I get told something like that, I just say, okay stay there.

    • GirlMomma
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      That’s exactly what I told him lol

  • #17
    Dcg: Can I have water?
    me: drink your milk
    Dcg: I can't it's too dry
    Me: huh?

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    • #18
      I just received an email from my CCR&R asking for donations to fund free daycare for parents. Like they are not already being handed cash for breeding right now.

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      • Annalee
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        What????? Give me a break!!!!!!!

    • #19
      Not sure if this is funny but not really a vent either so here goes.....true story....as I am going out the door today, a lady is coming down my steps to my daycare door and asks for a job.....which I tell her it's family child care and we don't hire from the outside but she could try the centers.....bless her heart she's a CNA in home health but there is just not enough patients she said. The 'just-stopping-by' was my 'funny' I guess.....but at least she was trying to find a job??? But then I begin to question myself as I didn't recognize her name, face or anything about her??

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      • Annalee
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        Yes; there is a daycare website for our state by clicking on the county!

      • Alwaysgreener
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        When I first opened my fb DC page got message from teens looking for jobs, one was a friend of my niece. I had to explain the the openings we're not job openings but enrollment for kids.

      • GirlMomma
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        Ahh that makes sense!

    • #20
      Currently, I have all newly turned 2 year olds and boys (6 total). We were at the park and another daycare stops by. One of the boys stands up, puts his shoulders back and stands tall, while eyeballing the girls (4/5 year olds). Turns around looks at me before turning to the girl and says ‘hi baby!’

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      • #21
        And one more - same 2 year old. I sit down and say to myself ‘I really should start organizing the toys’… walks up to me, pats my head and says ‘is okay. Relax!’ And kisses the top of my head!!

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        • GirlMomma
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          This is sweet! 🥰

        • Josiegirl
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          Sounds like you got yourself quite a charmer there, especially since both posts are about him.

      • #22
        DCG4 never wants to be here. She is always asking to go home, especially when she does not get her way. Our new game is whenever she says "you never let me do anything" I reply with a list of things that I do not let her do... eat, sit, stand, play, dance, color, read, smile


        Today she came up to me and said "I love you but I just don't want to be here, I want to be home." But then the tables get turned on her later when my cranky ds3 says "DCG go home or I want dcg to go home" (he wants all the dck to go home because he is cranky and just wants his mommy) Then she says to me "DS just told me to go home, he does not want me here, I don't want to go home, I want to stay"

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        • #23
          6 yr old DCB tries avocado for the first time. Moves it around in his mouth a bit, swallows and says "mmm that's not bad.! I like it!"
          1-2 minutes pass. DCB starts turning a bit green and immediately throws up.
          I get everything cleaned up and taken care of and he turns and looks at me and says "Does this mean I don't like avocado?"

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          • #24
            It's Friday Night......and I'm sitting with my feet up eating a box of Belgian Mini Cream Puffs.....there are 30 in the box and I think I'm on number 15.....but I'm drinking water so I guess I'm good!

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            • #25
              DCD comes in and says they’re trying something new… DCB2 has been doing so well at home on the potty that he believes he will do well here too.

              I asked if he brought extra underwear and shorts and DCD practically gives himself face palm and says he forgot

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              • #26
                Vernon Jones made me laugh so hard I split my lip. He owned that CNN guy with the FOX mic. Oh, my sides ache, and I bleeding. lol

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                • #27
                  We’re outside today & the kids keep yelling “bug, bug! Miss X, BUG!”

                  I can’t tell you how many times I’ve said, “Guys, it’s okay, we’re outside where the bugs live!” 😂

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                  • #28
                    Today was just me and my kids. I was getting ready to make lunch when my dd called to me. There was someone at the front door which we never use. I open the door and ...

                    Me: Are you selling books? (I get a college student from another state trying to sell me books every summer)
                    Him: No I am some of your neighbor's bug man.
                    Me: Okay, Have a great day.

                    I am not sure what he thought when I shut the screen door and walked away.

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                    • GirlMomma
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                      That’s funny 😂

                  • #29
                    Today's the last day for annoying kid. Annoying kid comes in this morning and says... Today's my last day and I'm upset at mom because she won't let me come here anymore.

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                    • #30
                      Child: We have 4 boys and 3 gores.

                      Me: Can you say “grrrr” like a tiger?

                      Child: GRRRR

                      Me: Now just add the L sound at the end. GRRRR….L.

                      Child: GRRRRR….L.

                      Me: Yes! GRRR…L.

                      Child: GRRRR….L.

                      Me: Great!! Now just put it together. GIRL.

                      Child: GORE.

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