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  • Alwaysgreener
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    So DCM messaged, keeping dcb and dcg home because they are sick. DD8 asked if they were coming today. She then says that she is glad, not that they are sick but that they are not coming because they are annoying. lol

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  • Cat Herder
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    A huge pileated woodpecker flew just feet over my head on the playground. I quickly snapped a couple shots and tried to look at them hoping they turned out. Nope. I hit something and got pics of my forehead instead. Ugh, I miss digital cameras.

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  • Alwaysgreener
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    My own son who's turning three in a few days, goes around telling the almost 2-year-old, I love you. He gives her a hug and kiss every time she cries even when he's the one that you make her cry. The other day he struggled and struggled to take a pan away from her, she cried he hugged kissed her and give it back and then told her I love you.

  • Annalee
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    Apparently I've had a couple marriages take place within my daycare over the past few days....I was enlightened to this by some parents this morning.....must have happened under my radar!

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  • Blackcat31
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    Here is a "teething" funny....


    Two of my DCG's are playing dolls together. One is 3.5 and the other is a new 3.
    The older one is a bit bossy. The younger one doesn't take it really well.
    They start squabbling. I tell them to work it out or they will have to put the dolls away.
    The younger one starts having a melt down. I ask her what the issue is.
    She promptly replies "I don't know. Maybe my teeth hurt"

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  • Rockgirl
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    Today’s lunch discussion:

    4-year-old: When we had the storm yesterday, the power went out.

    Me: It rained hard here, plus it hailed. I’ll show you a picture of a big hailstone I picked up.

    4-year-old: Was it cold?

    Me: Yes, hail is made of ice.

    5-year-old: Okay, I’m trying to remember.....what’s that BAD place called?

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  • Rockgirl
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    My whole group today is 4’s and 5’s, who have been with me since they were infants and toddlers. They operate like siblings....inseparable, but arguing. Nonstop arguing.

    While making lunch, I had to stop and intervene multiple times, so I finally told them to pick up and each take a book to the ABC rug (our default landing pad). When they started arguing over spots on the rug, I assigned them each a letter to sit on, thinking there would finally not be anything left to argue about. Then I heard:

    “Dcg, you’re 2 spots away from me.”
    “No, I’m NOT!! I’m 3 spots away!!”

    Etc.......

    I put this in the funny thread because if I don’t laugh about it, I’ll cry. 🤪

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  • Cat Herder
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    Kids, there is no doubt how they feel. lol!

  • Alwaysgreener
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    My Ds decided today that he did not want his friends to visit today and tried to lock DCM out.

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  • Cat Herder
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    There is a construction crew working next door. While we were outside one of the workers sneezed loudly and continued working. DCK 4yr ran to the fence and shouted "You need to blow your nose and wash your hands mister!!"

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