The Funny Thread

[Rockgirl]

Dcm came to pick up dcb2 yesterday. She helped him put on his jacket while she and I chatted about the day. Dcb loudly said, “ZIP IT!!” Dcm looked shocked and said, “Where are you hearing that?” I said, “I think he needs help getting his zipper started, so he can zip up his jacket.” 🤣

[GirlMomma]

That’s the exact day DH and I started dating! 😂 I’ve been screwed up since the pandemic. 2020/2021 are a blur. LOL

Good night, CH!

[Annalee]

You are killing me, Smalls! LOL

[Cat Herder]

I just signed out my last kid with 11/17/2017.

So it begins....

Catch y'all on the flipside. Goodnight!

[Cat Herder]

I don't use that email for daycare. I get all my spam, sales and daycare related stuff on another account.

No worries, my bet is a more local prankster who has a similar sense of humor to me. Recently shut doors and is vehemently enjoying being done.

[Annalee]

I'm not sure the shortage is the complete problems; there are too many parents that received that 20 month free daycare pay and they mis-managed their money and now either can't or don't want to pay.??

[Cat Herder]

"Advocacy groups are looking for answers as the child care crisis mounts. A chronic shortage of child care across the U.S. had curbed the economy’s growth even before COVID-19 swept the country in 2020—and the pandemic just worsened the problem. "

Yep. Ok. Sure, that's what caused everyone to quit and find a better field to work in.

[Annalee]

I always get CDA newsletters but have started getting the advocating ECE ones lately too. LOL

[Cat Herder]

Ok, which one of you did it???

My email is flooded with " Advocating for ECE" and "Get your CDA" newsletters.

Good one.

Just remember I spent well over 30 years, total, in a firehouse.... I know about some truly terrifying email subscription newsletters.

[e.j.]

Thanks. Now I am, too. lol

[Annalee]

Lololololololol

[Cat Herder]

I've been singing "Wash your hands...Wash, washy wash, washy wash your hands. Scrub em' while you sing this song.", in Elmo's voice, in my head, for over 12 hours. now. When should I call a doctor?

Pray for me.

[Rockgirl]

Definitely way too cute to correct! 😁

[Blackcat31]

One of my DCK age 3 calls short sleeves “up sleeves” and long sleeves “down sleeves” and I don’t have the heart to correct her because it’s so cute. ❤️

She also calls polka dots “coca-dots” because she thinks they are miniature coconuts

[Alwaysgreener]

DCG says something about her mom's boyfriend, S. I ask if S is her friend. She says "no he is not DS."

I told DCM, and she says that dcg was playing and she turned to S and said "DS, look at.." paused then said, "S look at.."